Layout Changes.

OK so apparantly the previous color scheme used was making people's eyes burst into flames or something so I applied some metaphorical eye balm. Hope that helps.

Talk Shows.

Continuing my theme of posting about sleazy talk shows I will now describe the best momments of these talk shows. A top five list, as it were:

5) When a person finds out they have been dating a transexual.
4) When fights break out.
3) When slutty teens get yelled at for being slutty by big black men.
2) Mothers with fat babies being idiots, "He eat what I eat, I do what I want!"
1) Paternity tests when the obnoxious mother is 1000% sure some poor guy is the father and he isn't! Especially good when they compare the face of the baby to the guy, "oh he has his nose and eyes". (Also good when it's like the 4th different guy she is SURE of.)


"Looka him and looka him......Canchu see they da sam?! HE the baby's daddy! LOOKA HIM and LOOKA HIM!!!"

Springer.

This has been thought about many time by many people but I cannot understand how the "unknowing" people go onto Jerry Springer. I just saw an episode where poor victims found out their boy/girlfriend was a transvestite. It's so painfully obvious to everyone, first of all, that the person is a transvestite. Second of all, the significant other always walks out onto the stage with just an eager anticipation like they might only be there to get a box of candy or something. You know if your on Jerry Springer, shit is going to hit the fan somehow. I would go through every possible horrible situation possible to figure out what why exactly I was there. If there was the smallest doubt in my mind that my girlfriend was a man and I happened to be going on Jerry Springer, that would pretty much confirm it. I would walk out on stage with such a look of dread. This all is under the assumption that most of Springer is real because I know people are stupid.

Just Wondering.

Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard?

The Beginning.

Hello. My name is Ram. Learn creepily a lot about me here.